since my uncle went overseas
he lent my father his car and WOOHOOOO
he drove us out to eat at this beautiful sunday
we went to vivo to eat marche
before you all pronounce it as march or marchy
allow me to enlighten you again
i think its a swiss word since its a swiss restaurant and omg
the food tastes really not bad
before i left house
i had my first time.
before you horny guys and fangirls out there start fantasizing widly
please. i am not sick at all.
i had my first time cutting my own hair!
my hair is too irritating
but i am just too lazy to go to the hair cutter
so i just take a scissors and cut those part touching my eye
shit sia, i think i got talent as a hair cutter
how to say ah.. its such a complicated process
let me try to illustrate some points to note
(lol actually i cut like 1cm of my hair only, but the idea was there)
- you jst align the scissors parallel to your eyebrow
- but you have to make sure that your eyebrow is not within the scissors range, cause you want to cut your fringe, not your eye brow
- when you cutting, your eyebrow might not be within the scissors range, but when you rly cut, you might just act cute and look up, then when you look up to see the cutting process, your eyebrow will go up too, so you end up cutting your eye brow
- use a sharper scissors, dun cut halfway and get stuck like me lidat
after i go train to be a hair cutter,
i think if you all want hairstyles like helmet, bangs, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, strawberry chocolate cake
okay la i need to feature my mum again
i wore black shirt and black pants and black specs out today
on the car, my mother told me that people who wear all black and have long hair go out will get hacked
i think she is super illogical and superficial la
i mean, you wear lidat then get slashed? where got so lucky sia
i think chances of you wearing all black
then get banged down by car in the night
cause the driver cannot see you more likely sia.
oh yea. that day feature steph pang
now i feature brandon bah
this column is specially dedicated to s6z
you know what is s6z?
s6z is this damn nice bunch of friends in my class
you see me in school smiling?
that smile is not my smile
i am just carrying the smile they gave me
so thank them!BRANDON JOHN says:
my mother want me get an internship
in like a hospital or sth
i think get internship very cool lah
at least his mum can help him get
i think nxt time if brandon want to know where sell cheap vegetables
maybe mine can help out
yesterday i stayed up until 3.30am to support my beloved liverpool
but they lost zzzz
when we were losing 1-0, everyone started singing the cheer for fernando torres
hoping that fernando torres will perform magic and score a goal out of nowhere
imagine sixty thousand people chanting your name
i seldom post facebook status
cause i think those facebook status are for emo-kids or boh-liaos
they update every min something like
"cant get you off my mind", "HAVING DINNER NOW!"
oh come on, i dun give a shit if you are eating dinner or thinking of me pleasehahah kidding, i mean its like kinda pointless
that time i posted
"my religion is TORRES-ISM, more fearful than terrorism"
freak la i realise so many ppl share my religion too!
i am not the only one in this religion
you see ah, you go temple ask for good health, go church ask for forgiveness
then when sixty thousand people chanting the same name
isnt torres-ism acceptable as a religion?
omg freak i need to go sleep already.
now its 12.03am
i overshoot my target sleeping time by 3mins
i need to sleep early because tmr i going training!
after that i going to study in school!
i sound so excited beacuse at night its where i made self reflections
and make promises to myself
see ah now i am 30 percentile
then i aim to be 70percentile
you know how hard it is to go from 30 to 70?
let me give you an analogy
its like walking up a slope while wearing shoes with wheels
get the idea?
its an uphill task!
its not going to be easy!
but avid readers of this blog will know one of my favorite quotes:
promises are meant to be broken.